Hello everybody. It's me again. Well, I've tried to adhere to my an-entry-per-day policy but it failed terribly. Especially during yesterday when I really struggled to come up with things to write about. To those who bothered to waste their time over here, many thanks! As a part time admin staff cum intern, it's my duty to help out the full timers with minor issues - blogging! Enough shit. Let's see what I come up with for today's entry!
Well.. technically speaking, we've got around 14 hours to our next kick off. As usual, I'm already getting pumped up for all the actions that are going to happen later. How about you? For the non-GOATees who happened to be reading this (if there is), good luck for all your respective matches later!
Since I've got so much time now, I'll do a 'Resident Expert' here and do a full analysis of the squad for tomorrow!! Hope you guys will enjoy it!
*Disclaimer - All's for fun. Buay zhun don't flame me ah.*
So, I'll do the analysis based on the "players that are confirmed going" we have from the blog. And I'll rate the nerves of the individual players by their CAN-SLEEP-TONIGHT index, with a high score means he can sleep well, of course, with a low score means tomorrow he might not make it due to insufficient sleep.
25. Jun Guang
Saved the defense's ass in many occasions, and probably another action-packed day for him. With already-proven-skills, don't think he'll be troubled much by tomorrow's match. And his presence will definitely ease tensions of the whole team by A LOT.
CAN-SLEEP-TONIGHT index: 9/10
2. Kah Woon
Emerged as a regular in a central role as a centre back, where mistakes won't be tolerated. Even with proven defensive skills, his tactical awareness and positioning has a lot of room for improvement. Given his nervy-style of play, he's probably worrying about how many mistakes will he make, however, I think his back is well covered by his team mates.
CAN-SLEEP-TONIGHT index: 2/10
3. Jin Chuen
Having a wonderful start in this season with 2 goals despite a defensive position, he's probably wanting a bigger share in the attacking portion of GOAT. Being one of the more dependable players in the team, tomorrow should be another "walk-in-the-park" for him, and hopefully he can bag some goals and of course, cut down on his theatrics and Ashley Young style of diving to prevent getting booked (LOL)
CAN-SLEEP-TONIGHT index: 7/10
88. Ren Jie
Showing his unexpectedly good defensive capabilities in the first match of the season and maintaining it relatively well, I can say that he's one player to watch for the coming years (if he's still around) Being increasingly important in the team, the responsibilities he's going to shoulder will be even heavier, thus this season will be a true test of his nerves and he'll have a lot to prove on the pitch.
CAN-SLEEP-TONIGHT index: 0/10 (Probably at some sleazy bar partying away)
86. Benny
Being the leader of the defense, responsibility won't come in small portions for him, thus his stress level will probably be higher than anyone else in the team. However, past seasons have shown that he had managed them relatively well. So I guess this season won't be an exception!
CAN-SLEEP-TONIGHT index: 6/10
4. Tin
A new arrival. And it's safe to say that GOAT had a very successful transfer market this and last season, bringing in all sorts of talent. Playing a pivotal role in the midfield, his passes will definitely play a huge role in how our attack ends up and has shown the potential of scoring screamers, hope he'll be able to pull one off later!
CAN-SLEEP-TONIGHT index: 8/10
10. Derek
Veteran of the team. if there's anyone who's familiar with the style we play, he's probably the one. Had always been playing a vital role in the central portion, his will to snatch the ball had never been doubted. Serious injury had cut down his playing time and crispness significantly, and thus we have yet to see the star player in Derek which he had shown us before and the reason why he deserves that beautiful number! Of course, with a major influx of central midfielders this season means that he'll be facing even more challenges in playing time! I firmly believe that he will rise up to the occasion and brings out his former best and show the opponents who's the boss.
CAN-SLEEP-TONIGHT index: 6/10
39. Jeff
Can we skip to the next player? JOKING LA BOSS DON'T SACK ME K. His commitment level in the team has never been questioned and finally going back to his favorite up-field position after so many years, his hunger for the game will certainly be more than anyone else in the team. Possessing the gift of scoring odd goals, the team certainly need him at times where things seemed to be impossible. Need I say that his goal scoring ratio is one of the best in team despite being a full time keeper? However, contented to cut down his playing time significantly for the whole team will ease off a lot of pressure on himself.
CAN-SLEEP-TONIGHT index: 7/10
18. Boon Wee
One of the rare breed of players that could fit almost anywhere, his presence is definitely much needed. A truly industrious player, we'll be expecting to see him joining the attack and defense tirelessly for about... 30 minutes? (LOL. Bo bian. Old liao) A player-manager-supporter that will provide all sorts of support the team needs, his eagerness for a good outcome in later's match will be relatively high.
CAN-SLEEP-TONIGHT index: 5/10
21. Yang Shan
Ah. The creative spark. Need I say more? "BAO JIAK" one la! This guy's really too much, treating every match like his own void deck cum training ground. I can never seem to sense a bit of tension in his play, controlling the pace almost at will, passing to whoever he likes. Maybe it's his indifferent expression that makes everything look so peaceful (LOL) I guess we'll be able to see another one of his newly invented tricks he learnt during his sleep in camp!
CAN-SLEEP-TONIGHT index: 9/10
77. Jackson "Hard-on" Goh
Another veteran in the team. Became rather polite towards the opponents lately by choosing not to increase the scoreline. This courteous boy over here needs to learn when to show some disrespect man! Currently moved into a more assisting role in the team and his dummy runs and ball-holding skills proves to be vital in our style of football. Torres will always be Torres, scoring where it REALLY matters! LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG!
CAN-SLEEP-TONIGHT index: 10/10
28. Joe
Finally, a player we've been all waiting for - a true-blooded striker! Had been in insanely-sick scoring form lately (LIKE A PAPISS) and shown ability to score from awkward angles. He'll definitely be looking for more goals to add to his tally in later's match and let's hope for the best! We'll be expecting to see more of his goal-poaching skills in later's match and who knows, we might have a new player of the season in the making!!
CAN-SLEEP-TONIGHT index: 7/10
Well as for the rest of the team, really sorry I didn't make a full analysis for you guys (if you bothered, haha) but I hope to see more of you guys in the rest of the season as all of you are also very important to the team!
Signing off,
Intern cum Shebby Singh predecessor